Never Again

As a person with low self-esteem, I have tried to post those things when read will make people think I have some fairly deep thoughts and am bringing a better perspective to things.

Well today aint one of those days....

Earlier this year I lost about 35lbs. Oh dont worry, I have found most of it. I am trying to do the right thing. You know eat right, exercise, blah, blah, blah. It's not helping to have an In-N-Out 4.68 minutes from work, and one even closer from home I tell ya!. Well, this has not been a good weekend for the eating habits. We had pizza, treats, ice cream, soda...it's been rough.

Well last night my darling wife decided to make some popcorn while we watched lost. We were eating away and just having a grand old time. The episode ended and we took a small break (more treats) and I decided to blow my nose and go to the bathroom.

***DISGUSTING ALERT***

...i blew my nose and just after found one of those pesky kernel seed cover things from the popcorn stuck to my teeth. I worked it around with my tongue a bit, sucked on it, pushed it through chewed it, you know really gave it everything my mouth had without actually brushing my teeth. I finally worked the thing loose and put it on the end of my tongue to grab with my fingers. I reached up, grabbed it out of my mouth thinking, wow, that was a big kernel and discovered that somehow when I blew my nose a GIANT booger had taken the tram from my tissue and landed in my mouth.

It was no popcorn kernel I was working to get loose, I was simply chewing on my booger.

So, in keeping with tradition, please remember to not blow your nose directly after eating popcorn. The mistake could be tragic. Also be sure to have plenty of mouthwash on hand, just in case.